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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 06:17:13 pm »
i think we have a winner ladys and gents  :P
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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 08:09:16 pm »
Apparently Green peace have said he should not be buried as most of him is not bio degradable,  LA co2 emission controls a saying that he can't be cremated as burning plastic helps contribute to global warming.

However Hasbro have said that they are willing to recycle him and make bobble head Michael's


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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2009, 12:05:33 pm »
Classic or Is he just shocked at the news??

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 11:49:37 pm »
Only in America could a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman.

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 06:13:21 pm »
i hered his heart attack was caused by blowing bubbles.

police dont know what to do with his body, plastic recyling isn't till tuesday.

rumor has it michael jackson has been rushed to hospital, the intensive care ward was full so he was put in the childrens ward where he was having a stroke.

just a few ive had.
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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2009, 06:14:51 pm »
but in all seriousness he was a very talented man and has changed the way music is made.

but of a shocker. my bro got tickets to see the guy, thats £75 down the drain.
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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2009, 04:19:28 pm »
He was a kiddy fiddling nonce who bought his way out of trouble .... TBH i can't believe all the bloody fuss about him.... remember that there are guys dying out in afghan at the moment and with all the job losses and shit recession it bloody nonsense

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 05:23:50 pm »
He was a kiddy fiddling nonce who bought his way out of trouble ....

Are you talking about R Kelly now?
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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 07:19:04 pm »
No.... MJ was a dirty nonce ... one of the reasons he l;ost all hos cash was to payouts to the family of those he fiddled with .... oops bad typing Pear cider and sun don't mix well kids

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2009, 07:22:46 pm »
but in all seriousness he was a very talented man and has changed the way music is made.

but of a shocker. my bro got tickets to see the guy, thats £75 down the drain.

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2009, 09:04:59 pm »
wouldnt suprise me in the slightest tbh.

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2009, 12:04:14 am »
That compilation of MJ jokes is awesome!

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2009, 12:52:06 am »
jim  as a dancer you should respect the level of dancing that michael jackson contributed to the dancing world

on a side note its been way to long since i've been to dv and it makes me sad :(

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2009, 05:15:07 am »
So, who is this Michael Jackson?

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Re: so michael jackson has kicked the bucket?
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2009, 11:19:32 pm »
So, who is this Michael Jackson?

I think he was the head of the British Army
the french have suggested that they arm the Libyan rebels
I can see it now....
Libyan Rebel: "how does it work?"
French soldier: "hey nonny nonnied, firmly if I know, we just drop it and run away"